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Relaxing with Aunt Janine

by King Whisker

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1.
(Spoken) boys club I want to be a part of the boys club My hair is long My muscles strong boys club Ooo Ooo (Spoken) boys club I want to be a part of the girls club My mind is right My body, tight girls club (Spoken) girls club Girls club Boys club Just like heaven is it more like hell It doesn’t feel so well To be a boy, or a girl, whatever (Boys club) I’d kill again to be a friend of the girls club Screw it all, let’s have a ball in the boys club (Spoken) boys club Boys club Girls club I’m in heaven Or is it more like hell It doesn’t feel so well To be a boy, or a girl, whatever I wanna be a part of the boys club My hair is long…long... Girls club Girls clubs Boys club Girls club I’m in love! I’m in love I’m in hell I’m incredibly well With the boys and the girls I’m on top of the world - whatever
2.
My Job 03:54
(Come and see me at my job) Give me a cold drink of water I want to drink it till I drown I get thirsty when I’m working But when you come around You can… Come and see me Come and see me Come and see me at my job We’re working till the workin’ is done Come and see me Come and see me Come and see me at my job We’re making biscuits and we’re buttering- Oooo at my job! At my job at my job Being poor can be so lonely And being rich seems like a gas I’ve got skills, and I will use them I’ve got skills, I hope they last, so when you Come and see me Come and see me Come and see me at my job We’re making biscuits and we’re buttering- Oooo at my job! At my job at my job
3.
Rugrats 03:18
4.
Watusi 04:01
People they talk When they talk they don’t move much So I got a bus And I called up a bunch of my friends Nogoodniks, real bastards So we started shooting About this and that And as a matter of fact I think we were all pretty wasted Except for the bus driver, he was straight Now I forgot who said it And maybe the Barons said it best When they said - They said… Ah shit I don’t remember Just move they said! Do the Frug Do the Watusi Do the shang-a-lang Do the Watusi Do the Double Decker Bus! Do the Watusi Yeah, do the Frug Do the Watusi Well people are people That’s a matter of fact But when people start moving They start to become better people That’s science,jack - real knowledge Yeah people start moving And then they start grooving And sooner or later We’re moving like sand in the ocean Real groovin’ Well I forgot who said it But maybe the Barons said it best When they said Oh shit I don’t remember Oh yes I do Just move they said Do the Frug Do the Watusi Do the shang-a-lang Do the Watusi Do the Double Decker Bus! Do the Watusi Yeah, do the Frug Do the Watusi
5.
Flew out of the womb independent and free, but then I'm a Scorpio and that's how I meant to be grew up in Illinois, but I needed more moved to California where life wouldn't be a borg after thirty. Some years went further north Not Looking Back and Forth life and work need meaning or I get bored a rich and varied life is my reward. My career makes sense to me and that's all that matters. When I try to find work the algorithm shatter radio DJ professor bioethicist and none. My career trajectory has been unconventional but fun a loner type nature nurtures my being I'd rather be outside hiking biking camping and skiing still single right now, and that's okay with me, but I'm getting older and finally ready for matrimony. We'll see.
6.
Converted 02:56
I'm working on my nerves Trying to find the courage and trying to speak up I'm working on the words To say just what exactly I've been thinking for months And I know it won't be simple or make a whole lot of sense But I've come to this conclusion and am asking for support They say it's all a lie and we're waiting to be Guided by the light and inevitably Plucked up from the Earth into a higher plane I know I know it sounds insane Late one evening on a trip to Tallahassee It was for work and I was bored out of my mind I saw a flyer filled with colors on a lamp post Advertising smooth jazz music and free wine Captivated I walked over and put my name down Listened to some tunes and made some friends And at the end out walked a man in mismatched sandals The finest thing I'd ever seen on two legs He took my hand and he stared into My eyes so longingly He told me I could be one of the saviors of humanity I tell you it's a lie and we're waiting to be Guided by the light and inevitably Plucked up from the earth into a higher plane Can you really be sure we're all insane? Please don't call it a cult Please don't insult My intelligence I'm still the same Person you knew before Please don't try to dissuade me I'm telling you my mind's made I've already donated large sums of money to this cause.
7.
Max and Tina 03:01
Woah (Put em in the water now) Woah Max and Tina (Woah) (Scrub it! Scrub it!) Woah Max and Tina I was standing in the place And you were next to me Scrubbing in the bath -oh! With my brand new family It’s such a special place And you can bring a friend Where breakfast never stops And dinner never ends Woah (Put em in the water now) Woah Max and Tina (Woah) (Scrub it! Scrub it!) Woah Max and Tina Woah! It’s a little hot in here Just dip your pinky toe (No, I don’t think so!) A little to the left (It’s warmer over here!) A little to the right (It’s colder over there!)
8.
I hunger for gold Pearls and diamonds Gold We can be like movie stars With the wealth of the pharaohs Fancy dinners, enormous cars Worth their own weight in gold How’s it going, I’ll say coy As if life weren’t a baccanalle As if life weren’t perfect joy As if life weren’t gold I hunger for gold Pearls and diamonds Gold Every day is a holy-day Every night, a holy night As they’re naming the stars in the sky (Worth their own weight in gold) And out on the stormiest sea A voice it is calling to me Mine deeper, dig deep Ooh - la la Ah - la la Oooo
9.
Little World 03:31
Outside my window (the people move by) With dreams of tomorrow (that wither and die) On the vine And I’m wasting time Knee deep in everything That fits in my mind Till the monsters inside ooo Scoop out my eyes (So nice) And I’m pleasantly blind And I’m perfectly fine With the world that’s outside Oooo Little world Meanwhile in Phoenix (The city of light) Ten million people (Prepare for the night) What night Their dreams taking flight Tomorrow could bring anything With Blistering light Oooo Little world Oooo Little world My mind Goes doo - doo - doo While the world gets ripped in to Pieces in front of you --- ahhh! Oooo Little world
10.
Whiskerton 05:26
Whiskerton City by the sea When I was cold, you let me be Now I’m afraid That you were just like me Let it out, don’t let it be We can’t all just be afraid The city waits, the city saves All are welcome in the grace of the city And it’s a pity We didn’t find you sooner Whiskerton up on the hill I’m breathing lightly Holding still In your arms, I see the light And in your light, I feel the night Whiskerton my saving grace A lovely, empty, hopeless waste of life To never see Your restless skies Your raging sea Ooo in the municipal precinct parks department Chester lines up paperwork And the I’s and T’s line and cross so effortlessly It’s just a job, an he’s the clerk The sun it rises where you want it And the streets are paved with hope No one dies, no one wants to - no one lies Doesn’t that sound dope? Outro: Pretty people are living in Whiskerton Pretty people

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released October 29, 2021

Lead Vocals and Rhythm Guitar - Charlie Rohlfs (He/Him)
Drums - Jeremy Houtz (He/Him)
Guitar and Vocals - Alex Warton (She/Her)
Keyboard and Vocals - Ash Busse (Them/They)
Bass and Vocals - Kevin Reith (He/Him)

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King Whisker San Diego, California

Art Punk weirdos King Whisker make Boom Boom from their beachfront compound in San Diego. Cursed by bee-burglers, the Mighty Whiskerinos play "Black Betty" by Ram Jam nonstop for 45-60 minute sets throughout Southern California. You can often find them being launched out of "The PetCo Party Cannon" into Mission Bay. ... more

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